"These were manifestations of a psychic dissonance."
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  • annabellehector:

    wanna bet

    (via smosh)

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  • wildblueyoshi:

    I like running. That makes me a runner.

    I like knitting. That makes me a knitter.

    I like reading. That makes me a reader.

    I like playing video games. That makes me a gamer.

    I like nerdy stuff. That makes me a nerd.

    I identify with my hobbies and my interests because…

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  • kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via smosh)

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  • itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Band Geek Humor 

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  • pizzaight:

    shutsman:

    WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

    my sport

    (via tyleroakley)

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  • sometimes-cats:

    Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

    (Source: macaronkitty, via thenewkingofpurgatory)

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  • hiddlestonedhiddlestoner:

    gingerten:

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    lohikaarmeita:

    dettsu:

    izzytheeverything:

    flagdemoness:

    forevahyoung-ness:

    eheheheh-lokid:

    doctordonna10:

    what-theface:

    “All the single heroes…”

    ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

    ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

    NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

    UP IN NEW YORK

    JUST THAWED OUT

    DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

    THEY TALKED ME UP

    LOKI SUCKS

    AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes

    Now put your shield up!

    Up in New York
    Just thawed out
    Doin’ an Avengers thing

    They talked me up
    Loki sucks
    And Coulson is obsessed with me

    He up on me, he up on me
    Don’t pay him any attention
    I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
    Out doing this avenging biz

    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
    But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
    But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    I got Barton in the sky
    Romanov the spy
    And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

    Stark flies by
    I’m on stand by
    Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
    But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
    Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    We won’t treat him to the things of this world
    Justice has been served
    Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

    Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
    So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
    Oh, Laufeyson

    Now you’re really done
    In the void, you’ll be alone
    And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes, all the single heroes
    All the single heroes

    Now put your shield up!

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
    We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
    Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

    Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
    I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
    Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
    Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

    Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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    I don’t remember the original version anymore

    Best version ever. Only version ever.

    Holy damn I need to sing this…

    Petition to get Chris Evans and the entire Avengers cast to reinact this.

    And they all must wear the outfit.

    (Source: gorgeousanon, via thenewkingofpurgatory)

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