"These were manifestations of a psychic dissonance."
  • twenyonepilots:

    do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

    (via thenewkingofpurgatory)

  • YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION WHEN A POSTER HAS NO TITLE AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT MOVIE IT IS.

    rachbrew:

    gallifreyantimelady:

    christinapotter09:

    ptchew:

    pompthemoose:

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    I didn’t even realize there wasn’t a title…

    I didn’t either. But we didn’t need a title. 

    titles are for movies, Harry is a way of life

    ^

    ^^

    (Source: thedeatheater, via thenewkingofpurgatory)

  • D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

    twistedviper:

    raktajino-hot:

    corruptionpoints:

    mindchildofmadness submits:

    Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

    Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

    Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

    (Source)

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    If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

    (via thenewkingofpurgatory)

  • castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

    sha-ka-brah:

    the-11-doctor:

    thisfuturemd:

    brigwife:

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    Romanticized vs. Realistic

    as a member of Scotland I can confirm

    Canada Romanticized:

    Canada Realistic:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

    (Source: british-v0gue, via thenewkingofpurgatory)

  • sakibatch:

    mangocianamarch:

    ahobbitcarol:

    I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

    "oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

    excuse me i must poem

    (Source: im-sebastian-stan, via thenewkingofpurgatory)

  • fuckyeah1990s:

    Mary Kate and Ashley dolls by Mattel 

    (Source: jellybeanjody2)

  • wire-man:

    askamericatheheroyeah:

    seriffluoride:

    carrying—my—crosses:

    doodlee-a:

    GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

    My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.

    In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

    I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

    I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

    THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

    After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

    (Source: fuckyeahforensics, via heyxbuds)